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Coffee Break Laughs
08-05-2011, 05:33 PM
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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime
Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians
said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the arseholes in London ..

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Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 04-07-2011, 12:44 PM
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