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Coffee Break Laughs
06-08-2011, 11:01 AM
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With enough thrust even pigs can flyTongue

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06-08-2011, 11:44 AM
Post: #32
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Undecided

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06-10-2011, 01:54 PM
Post: #33
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"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
Insurance claim!

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06-13-2011, 02:45 PM
Post: #34
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I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the RenaissanceBig Grin

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06-14-2011, 11:42 AM
Post: #35
RE: Coffee Break Laughs
â—¦Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
â—¦Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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06-15-2011, 12:13 PM
Post: #36
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â—¦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
â—¦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
â—¦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
â—¦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
â—¦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
â—¦Witness: "'Winchester'Confused

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06-20-2011, 02:28 PM
Post: #37
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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06-22-2011, 10:31 AM
Post: #38
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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06-22-2011, 10:37 AM
Post: #39
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Recent advertisement in a newspaper under motor cycles for sale. 'Never been ridden. Reason for sale: 'I misunderstood what my wife meant when she said " Do what the f... you like"

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06-23-2011, 01:06 PM
Post: #40
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s so sad when you see them wearing dark glasses, with streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers and you realise they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.Sad

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