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Coffee Break Laughs
05-06-2011, 09:14 AM (This post was last modified: 05-06-2011 09:15 AM by bizitalker.)
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(05-04-2011 08:16 PM)XhaXhai Wrote:  If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......
The 2.99 Special


We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON 'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!


Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident."
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it." Huh

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Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 04-07-2011, 12:44 PM
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RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 04-27-2011, 05:20 PM
RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 05-04-2011, 09:53 AM
RE: Coffee Break Laughs - XhaXhai - 05-04-2011, 08:16 PM
RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 05-06-2011 09:14 AM
RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 05-09-2011, 03:34 PM
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