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RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-27-2011 10:21 AM

â—¦Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
â—¦Witness: "She is my daughter."
â—¦Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
Huh


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-28-2011 10:13 AM

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-29-2011 09:25 AM

It's Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat.Noticing the seat next to him is empty,he leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Cup Final and not use it?" The neighbour says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-01-2011 09:02 AM

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-06-2011 09:34 AM

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-06-2011 02:42 PM

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'

I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat slob, I was talking to the cat!'


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-07-2011 03:57 PM

I have a new hobby - stealing sweets from newsagents - I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve!


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-08-2011 11:35 AM

A friend of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... Undecided


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-11-2011 11:45 AM

â—¦Lawyer: "What happened then?"
â—¦Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
â—¦Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
â—¦Witness: "No."


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 07-12-2011 10:52 AM

"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."