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RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-08-2011 11:01 AM

With enough thrust even pigs can flyTongue


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-08-2011 11:44 AM

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Undecided


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-10-2011 01:54 PM

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
Insurance claim!


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-13-2011 02:45 PM

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the RenaissanceBig Grin


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-14-2011 11:42 AM

â—¦Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
â—¦Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-15-2011 12:13 PM

â—¦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
â—¦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
â—¦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
â—¦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
â—¦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
â—¦Witness: "'Winchester'Confused


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-20-2011 02:28 PM

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-22-2011 10:31 AM

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-22-2011 10:37 AM

Recent advertisement in a newspaper under motor cycles for sale. 'Never been ridden. Reason for sale: 'I misunderstood what my wife meant when she said " Do what the f... you like"


RE: Coffee Break Laughs - bizitalker - 06-23-2011 01:06 PM

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s so sad when you see them wearing dark glasses, with streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers and you realise they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.Sad